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I convinced my dad to watch orange is the new black.

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I have this obsession with shoes no one in my family is aware of

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  • Question: Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers! - zisnotabird
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    1) I like my eyebrows. I know it’s really weird but they’re like the perfect thickness and arch nicely on their own and I can do the Scully brow thing.

    2) I like the fact that I’m a very eclectic person— I don’t like pink and love wearing t-shirts and jeans, but give me a dress and some sexy heels, and I’d love to wear that as well.

    3) I like that I’m professional and continue working hard even when others around me moan and complain about it

    4) I like that within the past few years I’ve finally gotten out of my “picky” phase and am now more open to exotic foods and trying new things.

    5) I like the fact that there are days that I allow myself to be vain and not feel guilty

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snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

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mulders:

date me so we can light candles and watch the x files in the dark

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mulderplease:

the truth is out there

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consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement

This is important. I’d have to cut my hair off if I decided that I wanted to join the Army. What kind of shit is that? (And I know that the frankness of this might rub some people the wrong way, but truth be told white people as a whole know little to nothing about black hair. That’s not meant to be a judgement, just a societal truth it seems.)

I literally saw black girls put their hair up in regulation cornrows in less than an hour in boot camp, so it IS possible. Not to mention, different branches have slightly different regs, so if you want to serve, look into that. And if you don’t want to make a sacrifice regarding your hair, what other more important sacrifices are you unwillingly to make for your country?

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I JUST WATCHED THE RED SHOE DIARIES TRY TO MAKE THAT DONNIE PFASTER GUY MYSTERIOUS AND SEXY

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thorsmightythighs:

ideal boyfriend

  • tall w/ dark hair
  • advanced psychology degree
  • addicted to sunflower seeds
  • throws pencils at the ceiling
  • obsessed with conspiracies
  • nicknamed spooky
  • is fox mulder

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